dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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