WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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