You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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