Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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