There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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