IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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