My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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