i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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