I think im going to throw up on grandma
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
is wine microwaveable?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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