Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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