the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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