i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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