You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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