I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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