she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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