Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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