have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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