put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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