my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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