Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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