you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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