He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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