He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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