he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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