# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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