she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Randomize
