Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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