Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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