so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Will exercising make me less horny?
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