What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just took my morning after pill in the library
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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