I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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