i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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