3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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