just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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