after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I have post one night stand depression
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