I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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