I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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