If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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