I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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