Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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