I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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