I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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