Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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