I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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