When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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