And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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