we have officially lost it.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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