Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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