Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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