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you win
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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