She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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