Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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