he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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