I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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