So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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