is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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