I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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