yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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