I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
