How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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